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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 5, 2011 6:34am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

There have been entirely too many DEAD related posts of late. I will ask the one question that I know everyone is dying to know the answer to: did our own Jim F survive his trip to Nitrous land? Did he give birth to an over-sized prostate gland while dreaming in the dentist's chair? But, painlessly?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Poster: Finster Baby Date: Jan 5, 2011 9:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

Please Sir Tell...
Regale us with a war story while we await the news!!!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jan 5, 2011 7:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

Birthing of a prostate gland? Now THAT'S a post. I also eagerly await a response.

Now, I suppose it is possible that someone may attempt to redirect this thread into the land of pertinent Dead discussion. Perhaps by comparing an enlarging prostate to the morphing of the early Playin's into the 45 minute monsters they became in post-PigPen years. Not me.

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Jan 5, 2011 8:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

http://www.archive.org/details/gd74-05-21.sbd.belkin.2597.sbefail.shnf

Sorry. Couldn't resist. I am all set commenting on Anything else.
Though I will hear the snap of the latex for the first time next time at the annual. I've moved up to the next level. Joy.
I think it would just take a generation for extinction if men were only capable of giving birth.

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/index/?cid=298086

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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Jan 5, 2011 9:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

or by comparing the sound that one might make while birthing a prostate to the sound that Donna makes during those 45 min PITBs.....

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jan 5, 2011 10:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

Outstanding.

Post of the day.

I love it when we come full circle.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Jan 5, 2011 1:29pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Trying to start the Forum off right...Jim? (nonDEAD)

Great one! Yes, I imagine (warning: disturbing graphic description to follow) the only way one of us guys could produce a Donna-esque squeal would be to pass an object roughly the size of an orange out our urethra...